Sun temperature reduction sms jokes

42°+ temperature....

Dear Sun,
Please go to settings>display>brightness and lower your brightness! Please its too hot to handle!

Sun replied...
I have not changed any settings.
Please go to your settings and...
1. Increase number of trees...
2. Reduce carbon emissions levels...
3. Reduce concrete jungles...
4. Increase number of lakes...

Basically, switch to human mode from auto mode...!!

Idiot friends real activities mobile sms

Always Remember..........

An idiot who makes u Laugh in his presence, . . .

Will definitely make u cry in his Absence....!!

Because Those idiots are our Real frnds..!!

This is my mobile sms sent by girlfriend smitha chennai

Traffic signal in India

At a traffic signal in India

Green- Go

Yellow-Go faster

Red-Look around for the cop and then go faster.

Half boil parcel Tamil sms joke

Ennathan panam irundhalum

Half boilah parcel vanga mudiyuma ?