Best Friends Sms

Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)

Funny Jokes 001

After Watching RAANJHANA Main
Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon
Ki,

"Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis
Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo
Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!"

Example:

JANNAT,

ISHAQZAADE

&Now RAANJHANA..!! :D

Santa Banta Jokes SMS

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

Friendship Sms - Mobile Sms 1

My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it,
you will have tears in your eyes.